Kel-Morian Research Facility

The Kel-Morian Research Facility is a Kel-Morian Combine establishment. It studied the wrecked computer files of the Sarengo, deducing what the true meaning of Easter was. The restored files seemed to confirm the current practice of celebrating Easter with gifts of small yellow and pink SynthEggs, cunningly crafted into realistic bird and bunny shapes. The custom of these gifts being delivered by a mysterious giant anthropomorphic Badger that wanders from sealed dome to sealed dome also seems rooted in fact, although the culmination of the day's celebration being a giant chrysalis hunt coupled with the wholesale slaughter of warring factions may be a more recent addition to these historic festivities.

Suffice to say, the conclusions were a bit off. Nevertheless, Genna Xann reported on it.