StarCraft II Co-op Missions quotations/Commanders/Egon Stetmann

Attack Wave Incoming

The bad guys are coming! I hope Egonergy's at full capacity. The enemy is on the way, little buddies. Get out there and say "Hello!" The bad guys are getting closer. Those jerks want to destroy our home. Do not let them.

Cloaked Units Detected

Ohh, cloaked enemies. My robo-buddies love the taste of those. Cloaking, huh? They think they're soooo clever.

Enemy Detected - Terran

Look at that clunky old terran tech, haha! I almost feel sorry for them. Terrans, huh. I used to be like them before I met the great Bel'Shir. Ah, terrans are so closed minded. You tell them you worship a god-like deity who also happened to be a planet, and they think you're crazy.

Enemy Detected - Zerg

My robo-buddies are far superior to these meatbag zerg. Ohhhh boy. My little pals can smell the zerg from here. [sniffs] Wooh! I can too.

Enemy Detected - Protoss

Protoss, of course! That explains the new voices in my head! Ohh! Protoss. Advanced technology versus terran insanity, haha! ...I mean ingenuity. Protoss, huh? Ok little buddies, don't embarrass me in front of the space wizards.

Hybrid Detected

I can't wait to study those hybrid. Um, after we kill them, of course. Look at those hybrid. Aren't they beautiful? I made a hybrid named Sherman, but Gary got jealous and ate him. No, hybrids! No! You cannot eat my army! Sally forth, servants of Bel'Shir! It's time for a little hybrid hunting! Either the terrazine is really messing with me today or that's a hybrid.

Destroy Objective - Objective Located

Smash it to pieces, mecha-swarm! There it is, little buddies. Erase it from existence. The speed boost will get us there in a jiffy!

Destroy Objective - Forces Engaged

No mercy, little buddies! No mercy! Into the breach, mecha-swarm! My robo-friends are fighting! We should keep them healed up.

Destroy Objective - Objective Destroyed

Is there anything my buddies can't do? Well done, robo-friends. Now come give your benevolent creator a hug! You scrappy little go-getters make me so happy. The servants of Bel'Shir are unstoppable! My mecha-swarm will conquer all.

Reverse Escort Objective - Objective Located

They can't run from my speedy robo-buddies. No one can. Get 'em, mecha-swarm! Get 'em! Not so fast. I promised my little friends blood, and I keep my promises.

Reverse Escort Objective - Forces Engaged

There go the mecha-swarm. They REALLY want that objective. My little buddies can't wait any longer! My robo-friends are going for the objective! let's keep them patched up.

Reverse Escort Objective - Objective Escaping

A speed boost would really help right now. Robo-friends... you know what happens when you fail me.

Reverse Escort Objective - Objective Destroyed

My little pals can do anything... because I made them. The enemy must be crazy to think they can beat my mecha-swarm. Whew. After that my robo-friends really need a nap. Shh. You hear that? The mecha-swarm is humming a victory song. I never doubted the servants of Bel'Shir!

Defend Objective - Objective Located

Don't worry. My little buddies will protect it... or I will punish them. Guard protocol engaged. Let's go, robo-friends. Just don't eat the objective this time.

Defend Objective - Forces Engaged

These jerks will be very sorry they messed with my mecha-swarm. Protect the objective, little buddies, or I will demote you to robo-interns! My robo-pals can handle this as long as we keep them patched up.

Defend Objective - Defense Successful

My little buddies did it! Nicely done! Nicely done! Great! Now I won't make a new throne out of your spare parts. The servants of Bel'Shir... are... invincible! [maniacal laughter] Ha! My robo-pals performed even better than my simulations predicted!

Control Objective - Objective Ready

No rest for the mecha-swarm, huh? Time to make your creator proud out there, little buddies! Let's show the world how amazing you are, robo-friends!

Control Objective - Forces Engaged

Hands off, bad guys! That is our objective! Give it your all, little buddies! We'll keep you patched up! Okay, robo-friends. I want that objective... and I want it now.

Control Objective - Success

Did anyone really doubt us? ...Shut up, Gary. I didn't ask you. Behold the fate of all who stand against the servants of Bel'shir. We did it? Hah! We did it! The bad guys never stood a chance. We're unstoppable. We could conquer the entire galaxy.

Capture Objective - Objective Ready

Mecha-swarm... you know what to do. Wakey wakey, little buddies. Time to be awesome. We'll get this done before you can say terrazine-induced psychosis.

Capture Objective - Forces Engaged

My mecha-swarm is going after the objective! Heads up! My little buddies are going in! Look, look! My robo-friends are being incredible again!

Capture Objective - Success

You can always count on my little buddies when you need them! Chalk up another win for my mecha-swarm! Thank you, robo-friends. I'm so proud of you. Take a breather, little pals. You earned it. According to my calculations... yeah... we are awesome.

Transport Objective - Objective Ready

Listen up, little buddies: if you break it, I will break you. The servants of Bel'Shir will get it where it needs to go. Get ready, robo-friends. I don't want any accidents like last time!

Transport Objective - Forces Engaged

Sit tight! The objective is on the move! Super awesome robo-caravan on the way! My little friends are moving the objective, but they're getting kind of antsy.

Transport Objective - Success

Safe and sound, just like the voice in my head promised. Hey, not bad. We should work together more often. Man, that was hard work. I need a terrazine break. I knew we could do it. No you didn't. Shut up, Egon. My little buddies can do anything when they put their processors to it.

Tug of War Objective - Objective Ready

A speed boost will get us there in the blink of an eye. My robo-friends could do this in their sleep. Little buddies, no pressure, but... do not mess this up.

Tug of War Objective - Forces Engaged

Okay, little buddies... time to kill them all. We'll keep you patched up, robo-friends. Take no prisoners! Destroy them, servants of Bel'shir. Just, uh, be careful out there.

Tug of War Objective - Nearly Complete

Don't let up or I will feed you to Gary! We've almost got this! The bad guys are losing!

Tug of War Objective - Nearly Lost

Fight harder or I will snap my fingers. You know what that means. Miracle protocol engaged. Let's turn this around! Work harder, you rusty hunks of scrap!

Tug of War Objective - Success

Ha ha! I knew we'd pull through! See, Gary. Told you we could do it. That went exactly as planned. Exactly.

Escort Objective - Objective Ready

My little buddies will guard it with their lives. Yes. They are alive. We've got this. Just keep an eye out for the bad guys. You picked the right terrazine-enhanced scientist for the job.

Escort Objective - Forces Engaged

Don't let these jerks near the objective! Keep it safe, robo-friends! Your lives depend on it. Don't panic... just keep the objective moving.

Escort Objective - Success

Ha! In your face, bad guys! You know, it's moments like these when I realize what a genius I am. Bel'Shir is going to be so proud when I tell her about this. The mecha-swarm reigns supreme. Can anything stop us? ...Quiet, Gary! Don't spoil the moment.

Holdout Objective - Objective Ready

Okay, little buddies. Get there fast and we'll have the advantage. That poor defenseless objective needs us. We have to protect it. The bad guys are on the move. We cannot let them win.

Holdout Objective - Nearly Complete

Hang in there! We've almost got it! Stay strong, servants of Bel'Shir! We're almost done! We're so close! Do not screw this up, little buddies! Fight harder! There is no place for weakness in my mecha-swarm!

Thanks

That was nice of you. Maybe you really are my friend! My robo buddies thank you from the bottom of their hearts. Thank! Maybe I'll share some of my terrazine with you haha! ...Maybe.

Help Request

My little buddies need your help. Hurry, hurry, hurry! Don't abandon me, not again! I know my robo-pals are amazing, but they can't do this alone!

Substantial Casualties

[sigh] My army is being destroyed! Don't you hear my robo-buddies screaming in pain? [Sniffle] My little buddies! They were so young! So full of life!

Victory

Flawless victory. ...Be quiet, Gary. Why do you always have to be so critical? Great job, little buddies. Except you, Timothy. I want to see more heart next time. None can stand against my mecha-swarm! The servants of Bel'Shir are invincible! You did it, friends! Now I don't have to punish any of you! Alright, robo-pals--now you're all going to get the best oil! We did it! The voices in my head were right all along!

Other

Time to deploy more stetellites. (Stetellite reminder) Get some more stetellites out there, it's the only way we can win this! (Stetellite reminder) Put out some more stetellites to rev up my little buddies. (Stetellite reminder) We need more stetellites on the battlefield! (Stetellite reminder) Cover the battlefield in stetellites, they're super helpful and they look great. (Stetellite reminder) A different stetellite configuration could be useful right now. (Stetellite field change reminder) Using different stetellite configurations will really help my research. (Stetellite field change reminder) Uh, it might be time to change the stetellite configuration. (Stetellite field change reminder) The stetellite configuration we go with can make big difference. Choose wisely. (Stetellite field change reminder) Hey, uh, yeah, let's make sure the current stetellite configuration is giving my buddies what they need, huh, huh? (Stetellite field change reminder) Oh, yeah, uh keep an eye on the stetellite configurations. An enhanced mecha-swarm is a happy mecha-swarm. Upgrade Gary and you'll be his second best friend for life. (Super Gary upgrade reminder) Upgrade Gary! It's his birthday soon and I promised him something nice. (Super Gary upgrade reminder) Woah, we now have the technology to upgrade Gary into... Super Gary! (Super Gary upgrade reminder) We now have the technology to upgrade Gary, he's going to love it! (Super Gary upgrade reminder) Gary's upgrade is ready. This will be... Revoluti-Gary! (Super Gary upgrade reminder) Gary's here! He's amazing, and he's my best friend! (Gary spawn)

Unused or Cut Quotations

Our base is in trouble! Protect it! (Unused "attack incoming" line) Gary is now SUPER AWESOME! (unused Super Gary transformation line) Super Gary is here to SAVE THE DAY! (unused Super Gary transformation line) Gary's upgrade is done, he's better, stronger, er uh, Gary-er. (unused Super Gary transformation line) Gary's upgrade worked. This is revoluti-gary! (unused Super Gary transformation line) Gary's upgrade worked AND it didn't tear the fabric of space-time, there was always a chance of that. (unused Super Gary transformation line) Listen, ohhhh Gary's thanking us! He's so happy to be out there! (unused Gary spawn quote) Awww, Gary's all fired up and ready to go, isn't he adorable? Yes him is, yes him is! (unused Gary spawn quote) Gary is SO excited to be out there, he can barely contain himself! (unused Gary spawn quote) Really? Gary? Again? One of these times I won't rebuild you. (unused Gary death quote) Whew boy. Gary isn't going to like that, he'll want blood. (unused Gary death quote) Oh, Gary's gone! I never had a friend like him before! I mean unless you count Gary mk. 2, or 3, 24, and maybe 167. (unused Gary death quote) Gary! Noooooo! Ok, time for a new one. (unused Gary death quote) Gary's... dead? Ah well I'll build him again. (unused Gary death quote)