Egon Stetmann, stranded on Bel'Shir since before the fall of Arcturus, is now under assault from Amon's forces. Protect his harvesters as they collect the planet's terrazine to prevent it from falling into the wrong hands.
If Stetmann Commander is not Present[]
Intro[]
- Intro 1
- Stetmann: Commanders? Are you... are you real? Sorry, I've been here a while, and the terrazine... Not the best for my sanity! (Nervous laugh) ...It's not.
- Stetmann: In case you ARE real, someone out there has been messing with my harvesting bots. Would you mind keeping an eye on them for me?
- Intro 2
- Stetmann: Hi, commanders! I thought everyone had forgotten about me out here. The hallucinations are the only visitors I've had.
- Stetmann: I guess that's terrazine for you. Speaking of, someone's been destroying my harvesting bots. Could you provide an escort for them?
- Intro 3
- Stetmann: Welcome to the jungle, Commanders! Hope you like fun and games! Long term exposure to terrazine provides plenty of both! Trust me!
- Stetmann: Someone out there is making a game of destroying my bots, though. They're ruining my research! I need you to guard those bots!
Escort Mechanics[]
Geysers Located[]
- First Geyser
- Stetmann: Looks like a geyser's about to become active! One of my bots will depart for it shortly.
- Stetmann: The first geyser should be opening up soon. I'll send a bot out for it when it does.
- Stetmann: Ooh, I've located a soon-to-be active geyser. Make sure to escort the bot I'll send to harvest it!
- Second Geyser
- Stetmann: Bel'Shir says that some more geysers are opening up soon. Don't worry if you can't hear her. She only talks to me.
- Stetmann: More geysers are gonna be active soon. Don't ask how I know that. I just... do.
- Stetmann: Do you hear that? It's the terrazine moving beneath the surface. Ooh, more geysers are on the way.
- Third Geyser
- Stetmann: Hmm, looks like there will be more geysers soon. You can always count on Bel'shir to provide what you need!
- Stetmann: Seismic activity detected! That can only mean one thing: ha ha! More geysers!
- Stetmann: If I were a betting man, I'd put money on more geysers showing up soon. If, you know, I had any money.
- Fourth Geyser
- Stetmann: Some geysers are gonna be opening in a few moments. My bots can smell them!
- Stetmann: You know what I'm about to say, right, eh? That there are more geysers on the way? Gah! Get out of my head!
- Stetmann: You know what I'm about to say, right, eh? That there are more geysers on the way? Get out of my head!
- Final Geyser
- Stetmann: These are the last of the geysers! The last of their kind... all alone in the depths of space...
- Stetmann: Looks like these are the last set of geysers. The end is nigh, commanders!
- Stetmann: These should be the last of the geysers! And things were just getting interesting.
Bots Departing[]
- First Bot
- Stetmann: Hey! Heads up! I'm sending out the first bot. Make sure to protect it! It's my favorite.
- Stetmann: Okay, I'm sending a bot to collect the geyser's terrazine. Don't let it get destroyed!
- Stetmann: My bot is departing now. It's fully automated, so all you have to do is keep it alive. Yes, it's alive. It's alive! Uh, sorry.
- Subsequent Bots
- Stetmann: Bots are on their way, commanders! Please keep the little guys out of trouble.
- Stetmann: Sending out the best of my bots! Well, the best of what's left, anyway.
- Stetmann: My bots really want to get to the terrazine. They're kinda impatient, so I'm letting them out now.
- Stetmann: Hey! The bots are leaving, and I didn't even get to pack them a refueling cell!
- Stetmann: Bots away! (Laughs at his own joke) What? I thought it was funny. Bel'Shir laughs every time I tell it!
- Stetmann: I built these bots myself, in a cave, with a box of scraps! So I'd appreciate it if they came back intact.
- Stetmann: I think the bots are telling me they're rolling out, but I could be wrong. They've lied to me before, those little miscreants!
- Stetmann: There go the bots! (Sniffs) They grow up so fast! Daddy loves you!
Bots Harvesting[]
- First Bot
- Stetmann: My bot is collecting the terrazine now. You'll have to defend it until it's done.
- Stetmann: Terrazine collection initiated! It might take a little while, so just sit tight!
- Stetmann: Alright, collecting the terrazine now. Keep an eye out for trouble, commanders!
- Subsequent Bots
- Stetmann: Collection protocol initiated. Soon, all of Bel'Shir's terrazine will be mine! Muhahaha!
- Stetmann: Starting the collection process. Please be patient, this is a delicate procedure!
- Stetmann: Oh benevolent Bel'Shir, I humbly ask that you gift me with your terrazine. The commanders have promised to protect it. Right?
- Stetmann: Gathering the terrazine now. Remember, commanders: Constant vigilance!
- Stetmann: This terrazine is about to become TERRANzine. Bwahaha! What, nothing? Oh come on.
- Stetmann: Harvest time! Let's see what our terrazine crop looks like this year.
- Stetmann: My bots are taking in the terrazine. It has to be done just right, or else Bel'Shir will be angry.
- Stetmann: Acquiring the terrazine now. Keep those bots safe, commanders!
Bots Returning[]
- First Bot
- Stetmann: The harvesting bot is returning now. You'll have to continue guarding it until it arrives.
- Stetmann: The bot is heading back. It's scared, so you should keep it company.
- Stetmann: A successful terrazine harvest! Now that bot just has to make it home safely.
- Subsequent Bots
- Stetmann: Come on home, little bots! The commanders will protect you!
- Stetmann: Okay, the bots should be on their way back. I need that terrazine, commanders... for my... experiments.
- Stetmann: The bots are returning to me now. I can always count on them to do that. Unlike SOME people.
- Stetmann: Terrazine tank is full! My bots are making the return trip now. Don't let them get away from you!
- Stetmann: And the race is on! Which bot will make it back to me first? (Whispers) My money's on Gary. He always gets the best oil.
- Stetmann: Bots are heading home. They're sheep in need of a shepherd, commanders. And there are a lot of wolves on the prowl.
- Stetmann: My bots are heading back to base. Be careful, commanders. It's a jungle out there!
- Stetmann: Time for the bots to come back. I hate it when they're out there all night without giving me a call.
Enemy Inbound on Bots[]
- Stetmann: They're coming after my bots! Stop them, commanders!
- Stetmann: Gah, here come the bad guys! Uh, who are they, again?
- Stetmann: I'm picking up some hostile forces headed for my bots. They must really want that terrazine.
- Stetmann: Look out, commanders! I'm detecting enemy movement toward the bots!
- Stetmann: The enemy clearly intends to attack my bots. Don't, don't, don't let them do that!
- Stetmann: Enemies are headed for my bots! What a bunch of jerks!
- Stetmann: What's this? Enemy forces en route to my bots? It's just like Bel'Shir said!
- Stetmann: Oh, that's just great! The enemy is moving toward my bots. I knew I should have put more turrets on those things!
- Stetmann: Hostile forces are advancing on my bots! Have they no respect for science!?
- Stetmann: I see you, enemy scum! They're going to attack my bots, commanders!
Bots Under Attack[]
- Stetmann: Hey! Hey, they're attacking my bots! Commanders!
- Stetmann: (Sing-song voice) My bots are under attack... My bots are under attack...
- Stetmann: Good morning, commanders! The enemy's eating my bots for breakfast!
- Stetmann: What's made to last forever and being destroyed? My bots, of course!
- Stetmann: The enemy's attacking my bots! Geez, commanders, can't you keep a hold of aggro!?
- Stetmann: Enemy forces have converged on my bots! Everybody, get in there!
- Stetmann: Those guys are smashing my bots to pieces! And I really don't wanna pick up after them!
- Stetmann: Please, please, please stop the enemy from breaking my stuff!
- Stetmann: My bots are taking damage! Terrible, terrible damage!
Delivery Complete[]
- Stetmann: That's a good little bot! Welcome home! I missed you so much!
- Stetmann: The bots are back in town, the bots are back in town! (Makes guitar noises)
- Stetmann: Look, commanders, bots! Oh, those are mine. (Gasps) And they have terrazine!
- Stetmann: Good news, commanders! My bots have brought me terrazine! Well, it's good news for me.
- Stetmann: Hey uh, great job, commanders! My bots are safe and sound. Do you do this sort of thing often?
- Stetmann: Whew! My bots have returned! Looks like I won the bet this time, Bel'Shir!
- Stetmann: My bots are back! That mean's it's "T" time. (Stage whispers) The "T" is for terrazine!
Progress Updates[]
Progress to Defeat[]
- First Warning
- Stetmann: Hey! I worked hard on that! I need those bots in order to harvest the terrazine, commanders!
- Stetmann: Well, there goes one of my bots. If we lose too many of them, I won't be able to harvest any more terrazine!
- Stetmann: Okay, that was my favorite bot! (Frustrated grunt) Please try to not lose any more of them, commanders!
- Defeat Imminent
- Stetmann: What's that noise? Oh, it's just my precious bot going up in flames! One more, and we're toast!
- Stetmann: No, no, no! Not my bots! You monsters! We can't lose any more of them, commanders!
- Stetmann: Oh, come on! I can't afford to lose any more bots, commanders! They're all I have left!
Progress to Victory[]
- First Update
- Stetmann: We've got the start of a good terrazine cache! But my research is going to require some more.
- Stetmann: Hmm, looks like we're making progress. It's gonna take more terrazine than that to finish my... uh... research, that's right!
- Stetmann: I think I have a little less than half the terrazine I need. I guess I'll be sending out more bots!
- Approaching Victory
- Stetmann: My terrazine tanks are about halfway full. Bel'Shir's being really generous today! I should really send her a thank you card...
- Stetmann: Are my terrazine tanks are half empty, or half full? Huh. This wouldn't be a problem if they were completely full!
- Stetmann: Man, collecting terrazine is hard work. We've only got about half of what I need!
- Victory Imminent
- Stetmann: I've got almost all the terrazine I need! Keep it up, commanders!
- Stetmann: Just a little more terrazine to go! Our victory is close at hand! (Devious laugh)
- Stetmann: Ooh, look at all that terrazine! And it's all mine! I need just a tiny bit more, commanders.
Bonus Objective[]
Objective Located[]
- First GLider
- Stetmann: Oh, what? They're siphoning the terrazine from Bel'Shir's fauna! Commanders, try to free it if you can!
- Stetmann: This is an outrage! The enemy is draining the terrazine from the Bel'Shir gliders! We have to stop them! Or not, your choice.
- Stetmann: They're taking terrazine directly out of the majestic Bel'Shir gliders! You... might want to stop them if you can, commanders.
- Second Glider
- Stetmann: Looks like they've trapped another Bel'Shir glider. You know what to do or not do, commanders!
- Stetmann: Yeesh, they're really doubling down on this living terrazine extraction plan. Maybe we should put a stop to it?
- Stetmann: Another Bel'shir glider is being drained of its terrazine. Do you think you have the time to set it free?
Objective Expiring[]
- First Warning
- Stetmann: The Bel'Shir glider's terrazine won't last forever. If you want to save it, you'll have to do it before it's completely drained.
- Stetmann: Uh, we have only a limited amount of time to save the Bel'Shir glider's life. Try not to forget about it. Being forgotten sucks.
- Stetmann: So, I'm not saying you have to, but if you want to free that Bel'Shir glider I mentioned, you don't have all day.
- Stetmann: Once the Bel'Shir glider's terrazine is gone, it'll be dead. So try to free it sooner than later. If you have a heart, that is.
- Final Warning
- Stetmann: (Mumbles calculations to himself)By my calculations, the Bel'Shir glider is going to die soon. You don't have much time left to save it.
- Stetmann: The Bel'Shir glider's not long for this world, commanders. You'll miss your chance if you don't save it soon.
- Stetmann: Well, you're almost out of time to prevent the Bel'Shir glider's death, commanders. If you were ever planning on it, anyway.
- Stetmann: The Bel'Shir glider is almost dead, commanders. It's now or never. Literally. You could choose either one.
Objective Lost[]
- Stetmann: Wow, you really just let that thing die. And I thought I knew you.
- Stetmann: Well, that's one dead whale. It was probably endangered, you know.
- Stetmann: They drained that creature completely dry! Bel'Shir is going to be so mad about this...
- Stetmann: All of that creature's terrazine is gone. And so is its life! Tsk tsk. What a tragedy... just like my career.
Objective Completed[]
- Stetmann: You saved it! Bel'Shir thanks you, commanders. I mean... I thank you. Yes. Me. With the thanking.
- Stetmann: I can't believe they were extracting terrazine from those things. Why didn't I think of that!?
- Stetmann: Hey um, did you happen to save any of the extracted terrazine? No? Okay... well, that's okay...
- Stetmann: You know, I never noticed those things floating around here before. I wonder where they came from.
Defeat[]
- Stetmann: Noooo! Now I'll never finish my research! Do you have any idea what I've been through on this planet!? Argh!
- Stetmann: (Frustrated exertion) It's ruined! It's all ruined! Just like my graduate thesis project!
Victory[]
- Stetmann: Yes! I can finally finish this research and get off this godforsaken rock! I'm sorry, Bel'Shir! I didn't mean it like that!
- Stetmann: Research complete. Haha, that was pretty good! I crack me up. But seriously, let's get the hell out of here.
- Stetmann: Nice work, commanders! You've done science a great service today. Now uhh... any chance I could get a ride off world?
If Stetmann Commander is Present[]
Intro[]
- Intro 1
- Stetmann: Okay, Gary. You can open your eyes now. Surprise! I brought you back to Bel'Shir for your birthday. This is where you were born.
- Stetmann: And... uh... since we're here and my terrazine supplies are low, why don't we harvest some more? It'll be fun! I'll even let you help!
- Intro 2
- Stetmann: Here we are. Back on Bel'Shir. Did you miss it as much as I did, Gary? (beat) Hey! Don't say that. Bel'Shir might hear you, and we need her help to get more terrazine.
- Stetmann: Okay. It looks like most of the old equipment is still intact. There's a lot to do and I need your help, so don't screw this up.
- Intro 3
- Stetmann: Oh great Bel'Shir, your faithful servant Egon has returned. Look, I know it's been a while, but I could really use some more terrazine. Please?
- Stetmann: I even brought Gary and some other friends along. They're going to help me with the harvesting. (whispering to Gary) Gary! Gary! Tell Bel'shir that you missed her!
Escort Mechanics[]
Geyser Located[]
- First Geyser
- Stetmann: Looks like a geyser's about to become active! I'll have Gary send one of the bots for it shortly.
- Stetmann: The first geyser should be opening up soon. I'll have Gary send a bot out for it when it does.
- Stetmann: Ooh, I've located a soon-to-be active geyser. Gary will send a bot to harvest it, but we need to escort the little fella.
- Second Geyser
- Stetmann: Bel'Shir says that some more geysers are opening up soon. Don't worry if you can't hear her, Gary. If you prove yourself today, maybe she'll talk to you too.
- Stetmann: Geysers are gonna be active soon. (beat, annoyed) Don't ask me how I know that, Gary. I just... do.
- Stetmann: Do you hear that? It's the terrazine moving beneath the surface. Ooh, more geysers are on the way.
- Third Geyser
- Stetmann: Hmm, looks like there will be more geysers soon. Aww, this is Bel'Shir saying that she missed me!
- Stetmann: Seismic activity detected! That can only mean one thing: more geysers!
- Stetmann: If I were a betting man, I'd put money on more geysers showing up soon. If, you know, I had any money.
- Fourth Geyser
- Stetmann: Some geysers are gonna be opening in a few moments. Do your happy dance, Gary!
- Stetmann: You know what I'm about to say, right, eh? That there are more geysers on the way? Get out of my head, Gary!
- Stetmann: The geysers are returning, as foretold by omniscient Bel'shir! Be ready!
- Final Geyser
- Stetmann: Looks like this is the last set of geysers. The end is nigh, Gary!
- Stetmann: These are the last of the geysers! The last of their kind... all alone in the depths of space...
- Stetmann: These should be the last of the geysers! And things were just getting interesting.=
Bots Departing[]
- First Bot
- Stetmann: Hey! Heads up! The first bot is going out. We must protect it! It's my second favorite... after Gary, of course.
- Stetmann: Okay, Gary sent a bot out to collect the geyser's terrazine. I've got my Mecha Swarm on the prowl, but keep your eyes open in case you spot any bad guys!
- Stetmann: My bot is departing now. The night is dark and full of terrazine, so let's make sure it comes back in one piece.
- Subsequent Bots
- Stetmann: Bots are on their way! Let's keep them out of trouble.
- Stetmann: The best of my bots are going out! Well, not counting you, Gary. You're in a league of your own.
- Stetmann: My bots really want to get to the terrazine. They're not as patient as you, Gary, so you can let them out now.
- Stetmann: Bots away! (Laughs at his own joke) What? Don't be a party pooper, Gary. Bel'Shir laughs every time I tell it!
- Stetmann: Look, just because these other bots aren't as perfect as Gary doesn't mean I don't love them. I'd appreciate it if you help me keep them safe.
- Stetmann: I think the bots are telling us they're rolling out, but I could be wrong. They lied to me the last time I was here, those little miscreants!
- Stetmann: There go the bots! (Sniffs) They've grown up so much since the last time I saw them! Daddy loves you!
- Stetmann: Look at the bots go! They'd be even better if I upgraded them into Super Harvesters... (sigh, frustrated) but Gary will get jealous if I do that.
- Stetmann: Hey! The bots are leaving, and I didn't even get to pack them a refueling cell!
Bots Harvesting[]
- First Bot
- Stetmann: My bot is collecting the terrazine now. Pay attention! We have to defend it until it's done.
- Stetmann: Alright, collecting the terrazine now. Gary, make sure the bot does its job or I will hold you accountable!
- Stetmann: Terrazine collection initiated! It might take a little while, so just sit tight!
- Subsequent Bots
- Stetmann: Collection protocol initiated. Soon, all of Bel'shir's terrazine will be mine! Muhahaha!
- Stetmann: Starting the collection process. Please be patient, this is a delicate procedure!
- Stetmann: This terrazine is about to become TERRANzine. Bwahaha! What, nothing? Oh come on.
- Stetmann: Harvest time! Let's see what our terrazine crop looks like this year.
- Stetmann: My bots are taking in the terrazine. It has to be done just right, or else Bel'shir will be angry.
Bots Returning[]
- First Bot
- Stetmann: The harvesting bot is returning now. We'll have to continue guarding it until it arrives.
- Stetmann: The bot is heading back. It's scared, so we should keep it company.
- Stetmann: A successful terrazine harvest! Now that bot just has to make it home safely. Give it some emotional support, Gary!
- Subsqeuent Bots
- Stetmann: Come on home, little bots! Me and my friends will protect you!
- Stetmann: Okay, the bots should be on their way back. I'm low on terrazine and I need a new supply... for my... experiments.
- Stetmann: The bots are returning now. I can always count on them to do that. Unlike a CERTAIN robot companion, whom I will not name. (cough) Gary. (cough)
- Stetmann: Terrazine tank is full! My bots are making the return trip now. Let's stay close so we can keep them safe!
- Stetmann: And the race is on! Which bot will make it back to me first? Aw, don't get jealous, Gary. It's just a game. I still keep the best oil for you.
- Stetmann: My bots are heading back to base. We have to be careful. It's a jungle out there! Oh... it is.
- Stetmann: Time for the bots to come back. I hate it when they're out there all night without giving me a call.
Bots Under Attack[]
- Stetmann: Hey! Hey, they're attacking my bots! We need to do something!
- Stetmann: Good morning, friends! The enemy's eating my bots for breakfast! Unless YOU want to be next, we need to do something!
- Stetmann: The enemy's attacking my bots! Why didn't you warn us about this, Gary?
- Stetmann: Enemy forces have converged on my bots! I'll get my Mecha Swarm in there!
- Stetmann: Those guys are smashing my bots to pieces! And I really don't wanna pick up after them like the last time I was here!
- Stetmann: My bots are under attack! And no, I am NOT hallucinating this time!
- Stetmann: So, uh... everything's fine here... except for the fact that the enemy is smashing my bots to pieces!
- Stetmann: (Sing-song voice) My bots are under attack... My bots are under attack...
- Stetmann: What's made to last forever and being destroyed? My bots, of course!
Delivery Complete[]
- Stetmann: Look, Gary, your brothers and sisters are back! And they have terrazine!
- Stetmann: Good news, Gary! Our bots have brought us terrazine! Well, it's good news for me.
- Stetmann: The bots have returned! Even after all this time, they can still get the job done!
- Stetmann: Whew! My bots have returned! Looks like I won the bet AGAIN, Bel'Shir!
- Stetmann: That's a good little bot! Welcome home! I missed you so much!
- Stetmann: The bots are back in town, the bots are back in town! (Makes guitar noises)
- Stetmann: My bots are back! That mean's it's "T" time. (Stage whispers) The "T" is for terrazine!
Progress Updates[]
Progress to Defeat[]
- First Warning
- Stetmann: Well, there goes one of my bots. If we lose too many of them, I won't be able to harvest any more terrazine!
- Defeat Imminent
- Stetmann: Hey, friends, you hear that? Yeah, it's just my precious bot going up in flames! One more, and we're toast!
- Stetmann: Oh, come on! I can't afford to lose any more bots! Then I'll have to ask Gary to harvest the terrazine, and we'll get into this big argument about job responsibilities...
Progress to Victory[]
- First Update
- Stetmann: We've got the start of a good terrazine cache! But it's gonna take a lot more to replace what I've already used.
- Stetmann: Hmm, looks like we're making progress. It's gonna take more terrazine than that to continue my... uh... research, that's right!
- Stetmann: What does anyone need this much terrazine for, you ask? Science, of course!
- Approaching Victory
- Stetmann: My terrazine tanks are about halfway full. Bel'Shir's being really generous today! I guess she missed me...
- Stetmann: Are my terrazine tanks are half empty, or half full? Huh. This wouldn't be a problem if they were completely full!
- Stetmann: Man, collecting terrazine is hard work. We've only got about half of what I need!
- Victory Imminent
- Stetmann: We've got almost all the terrazine I need... I mean, we need! Because, of course, I'll share some. (nervous laughter) Uh... let's keep it up, friends!
- Stetmann: Ooh, look at all that terrazine! And it's all mine! Ours... I mean it's all ours.
- Stetmann: Just a little more terrazine to go! Our victory is close at hand! (Devious laugh)
Bonus Objective[]
Objective Located[]
- First Glider
- Stetmann: Oh, what? They're siphoning the terrazine from Bel'Shir's fauna! Gary, what do you think? Should we free it?
- Stetmann: The enemy is draining the terrazine from the Bel'Shir gliders! This is a great chance to test your empathy, Gary. What would you do?
- Stetmann: They're taking terrazine directly out of the majestic gliders! If we save it, Bel'Shir will be very happy with us.
- Second Glider
- Stetmann: Looks like they've trapped another Bel'shir glider. What'll it be this time, Gary?
- Stetmann: Yeesh, they're really doubling down on this living terrazine extraction plan. You think we should put a stop to it?
- Stetmann: Another Bel'Shir glider is being drained of its terrazine. It's crying out to me for help... I think.
Objective Expiring[]
- First Warning
- Stetmann: The Bel'shir glider's terrazine won't last forever. If we're gonna save it, we have to do it now!
- Stetmann: We have only a limited amount of time to save the Bel'Shir glider's life. How does the creature's impending doom make you feel, Gary?
- Stetmann: If we want to free that Bel'Shir glider I mentioned, we don't have all day.
- Stetmann: Bel'Shir would appreciate it if we saved that glider. If we don't do something, she might, you know, punish us with her divine power.
- Final Warning
- Stetmann: (Mumbles calculations to himself) By my calculations, the Bel'Shir glider is going to die soon. We don't have much time left to save it.
- Stetmann: The Bel'Shir glider's not long for this world. We'll miss our chance if we don't save it soon.
- Stetmann: Well, we're almost out of time to prevent the Bel'Shir glider's death. Are we just gonna ignore it?
- Stetmann: The Bel'Shir glider is almost dead. What would you do, Gary? The answer you give will probably determine whether I ever trust you again.
Objective Lost[]
- Stetmann: Well, the glider's dead. Gary, you don't look concerned about that AT ALL. Do I need to do another Baseline Test on you?
- Stetmann: Oops. We kind of just let that thing die, didn't we? Um... but at least the terrazine supplies are filling up.
- Stetmann: Well, that's one dead whale. Ah well. I can analyze the remains later and make a mechanized version of it.
- Stetmann: They drained that creature completely dry! Bel'Shir is going to be so mad about this... and she will direct her wrath at all of us.
- Stetmann: All of that creature's terrazine is gone. And so is its life! Oh, NOW you're crying, Gary? A lot of good that does.
Objective Completed[]
- Stetmann: We saved it! Bel'Shir is very happy with us, friends. Yes, even you, Gary. I told her that you thought it was a good idea.
- Stetmann: Thanks for supporting our choice to save that thing, Gary. I was getting a little worried you might be a cold, merciless psychopath. (nervous laugh)
- Stetmann: I'm glad you're happy that we saved that thing, Gary. Now I don't have to restrain you when I sleep at night.
- Stetmann: I can't believe they were extracting terrazine from those things. Why didn't I think of that!?
Defeat[]
- Stetmann: Noooo! Bel'Shir will demand a sacrificial offering after wasting all that terrazine. I'm looking at you, Gary!
- Stetmann: Nice job. Real nice. All that terrazine just... gone! What? You're blaming ME, Gary? You're unbelievable!
- Stetmann: Hey! Hey! Watch your mouth, Gary. That was NOT my fault... not this time, at least.
- Stetmann: No, no, no! (sigh) How can I be so bad at everything I try, and still be so great?
Victory[]
- Stetmann: Oh great Bel'Shir. Thank you for this wonderful gift of terrazine. (whispering to Gary) Gary! Don't be rude. Say "thank you."
- Stetmann: We did it, friends! You know what that means? That's right--I don't have to disassemble Gary and build a new best friend!
- Stetmann:Great work, Gary! You're really getting the hang of this. Next time maybe I'll let you control my Mecha Swarm
- Stetmann: Excellent work, everyone! And didn't Gary do great? Just for that, I'm gonna build him a new friend. I'll call her Gretta!
Cut Lines[]
- Protoss Warp-In
- Stetmann: Oh man, they can warp in their forces right next to my bots? I guess I should have expected that from the protoss...
- Stetmann: Oh commanders, the enemy is warping in near the bot! I wish I had that kind of tech...
- Stetmann: Th-Th-They're warping in right next to the bot!? That is totally overpowered!
- Terran Drop Pods
- Stetmann: Incoming enemy drop pods! Which means... (gulps, whispers) They're ABOVE us. Protect the bot!
- Stetmann: Enemy drop pods inbound on my bot! The sky is falling! The sky is falling!
- Stetmann: They're dropping in right next to my bot! At least they're not smashing into it.
- Zerg Sacs
- Stetmann: It's raining zerg! Death from above! Save the bot!
- Stetmann: The zerg are dropping down right next to my bot! How many Leviathans do they have up there?
- Stetmann: Incoming zerg drop pods! They're headed right for my bot!
- First Void Thrasher Spawn
- Stetmann: What IS that thing? It looks like a Void Thrasher! I didn't know they actually exist!
- Stetmann: A Void Thrasher? Here? I thought those were purely theoretical!
- Stetmann: No... it can't be... a Void Thrasher!? Please tell me this is another hallucination!
- Subsequent Void Thrasher Spawns
- Stetmann: Umm, the Void Thrashers are back! They'll tear my bots apart if you don't stop them!
- Stetmann: Oh by the way commanders, there seem to be more Void Thrashers around. Just keeping you informed!
- Stetmann: Those Void Thrashers are the stuff of nightmares. Mine, specifically.
- First Hybrid Spawn
- Stetmann: Oh wow, is that a hybrid? I haven't seen one in a while! Fascinating!
- Stetmann: A hybrid! Does this mean the Dominion perfected the gene splicing tech to create them?
- Stetmann: That... looks like a hybrid. From what I remember about them, that is very bad news.
- Subsequent Hybrid Spawn
- Stetmann: More hybrid on the way. I'd really like a glimpse at their breeding facility's configuration.
- Stetmann: These hybrid are different than the ones I've seen before. Any chance I could study them after this?
- Stetmann: Hostile hybrid inbound! I wonder how terrazine affects their physiology...
- Bots Destroyed Before Starting the Harvest
- Stetmann: They already destroyed one of the bots? I'll never get another one to that geyser in time!
- Stetmann: The enemy's taken down a bot! The geyser's gonna seal itself before another one reaches it.
- Stetmann: Aw man, that bot didn't even reach the geyser! There's no way I can send another one before it's gone.
References[]
Blizzard Entertainment. Co-op Missions. (Activision Blizzard). PC. Mist Opportunities (in English). 2018.