It's a cyclone, not a cyclops, alright? I don't care that it has one eye!
Oh this will drive circles round a diamondback. I guarantee it.
Ah, I'm kinda outta jokes man. I'm not really a jokey kind of guy.
Gonna just keep poking me anyway, huh? Look, could we get back to fighting? I'm actually good at that!
How 'bout I make this real simple. You point them out. Then I risk my neck by driving right up to them, then, get this, I KILL them! Sound good?
Ok, so this is you: "Hey Cyclone? Whatchu doin'?" Then I'm like: "NOTHING! I just wanna go kill things!"
"Well how bout we have a nice long talk instead?" "Gee, I dunno boss. That sounds pretty awful, maybe we could just stop this whole thing and GET BACK TO SHOOTIN' STUFF!"
"No, I'm just gonna keep on doin' it. Bla bla bla bla bla, POKE POKE POKE!"
Uggghh.... Don't let 'em get to you man. Just pushing your buttons.
Whenever I see a world untouched by war, a world of innocence, a world of lush forests and clear rivers. (pause) I really just wanna nuke the crap out of it!
You have something on your face. (gunshot) Got it.
(Over blast sounds) Here's some freedom for ya! And here's some freedom for you! Ah, and mamma's got a whole lot of freedom for you!
If there's a piece of ground you want secure, my liberator can handle it. Anywhere around it you're kinda on your own.
We've learnt a lot about transforming vehicles since the viking. Hell, I've only had one crewman snap his spine this week.
Don't tell anyone, but I once piloted a conservator. Yeah. But it was in college so... you know... it doesn't count.
I'm a strong believer in personal liberty. That every person has the liberty to do precisely as they are told. Or be put to death. (evil laughter followed by a sigh)
Wow. Liberator to dictator in five seconds. That's gotta be some kinda record.
If the guns are churnin', your ass is burnin'! If the guns are blazin', your ass is... (gears grind) ...a raisin. I don't know, what do you want from me?
By air or by land, all shall fall by my hand! (pause) Wait, d-did I say that out loud?
(adjutant voice) Welcome to Viking. If you want rockets, press four. If you want weapons, press five. If you know the enemy you want to kill, press seven.
Hey, you plan on spitting it out any time soon? I'm on the clock.
So what, I'm in the army now? Man, you guys are taking everyone, huh?
Alright. Space mining 101. They call this bad boy an ARC gun. You point it an asteroid, squeeze the trigger, and BLAM, nothing but meteors, alright?
I figure if it can crack open an asteroid, it can damn sure crack open a zerg, right?
Oh and to be clear, this whole "leap on a guy and shock 'em to death" thing is DEFINATELY against the safety protocols. I'm just sayin'
You drill, you drop the nuke, and you leave. In that order.
Oh, hold on a second, if you think you need to puke while you're in deep space, don't. Seriously, it goes nowhere, and yet.... everywhere. It's all kinds of messed up. One time it got in my socks.
Hey! Don't push me around like I'm one of your military men. I'm a miner, not a major. Oh!
I got real work to do, commander. Can't just sit here jabbering all day.
The following quotes automatically play from the imperial witness in Patriot Mode when the Amplified Airwaves upgrade is researched:
Economic collapse is imminent throughout the Kel-Morian Combine. Korhal is a safe harbor for all who would depart that wasteland in search of a better life.
I've done more to protect the people of Umoja from the zerg than their own Ruling Council. No matter how they slander me, I will continue to act in the best interest of all terrans.
As your emperor, I have overseen record territory and economic expansion for the Dominion of Man. We will continue to grow, despite the poisoned parts of our body that would limit and debase us.
The brave men and women of the Dominion Armed Forces defend our homefront, but they cannot do it alone. Enlist today, to have your sentence commuted by more than half!
Radicals and dissonants want you to ignore years of peace and prosperity at the first sound of a gunshot. They don't have the stomach to guide humanity through a galaxy fraught with danger.
Our laws are our lifeblood, and yet they are tested like never before. I will restore the order of our empire without bowing to alien ravagers.
I have pacified the zerg and swept away the protoss. Now their progenitor wants to take away everything we have! Remember who is best equipped to stand in your defense.
Whatever nonsense you might hear, I am not a clone.
This one's got your name on it... (gunshot) Damn, missed. Good thing this one has your name on it... (gunshot) Okay I'm pretty sure this one has your... what the hell IS your name anyway!?
(Computer voice) Welcome to anger management volume one. Repeat after me: Anger does not dictate my life. (Calmly) Anger does not dictate my life. (Computer voice) Anger does not dictate my life. (Angrily) YOU JUST SAID THAT you stupid-
So my astrologer says that I'm stubborn and dependable, and blessed with bullish, pun intended, steadiness. She also said my lottery numbers were 4, 29, 19, 78. I haven't won yet!
Y'know we got a saying where I come from: Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me... no, wait a minute. Shame on you... twice, for foolin' me on... Ah, screw it, let... let's just be friends.