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A limerick by RadX

There once was an Orc named Grom Hellscream
Who was chief of the Warsong regime
He'd slice up his foes
And feast on their toes
And say "It'd taste better with ice cream"


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A limerick by RadX

'Twas the night before BlizzCon, when all through the net
Not a fanboy was sleeping, on that you can bet
They tossed and they turned on their childhood beds
While visions of booth girls danced through their heads
Happy BlizzCon to all, and to all a good fight


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A limerick by RadX

'Twas the night before BlizzCon, when all through the site
Not a fanboy was sleeping, no not tonight
They tossed and they turned on their childhood beds
While visions of booth girls danced through their heads
Happy BlizzCon to all, and to all a good fight


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A limerick by RadX

Once upon a Warcraft lore, while I farmed, in Kalimdor
I started nodding, nearly napping, and suddenly there came a flapping
As of a beast gently slapping, slapping at the air to sore
And then the beast started crapping, crapping on my head galore
Quoth the Gryphon, “GGnore”


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A limerick by RadX

With my sweet skills, you can’t contend
Don’t try to front, no don’t pretend
I’ll pwn your face, with my mace
And there you’ll be, in disgrace
GG noob, the end


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A limerick by JoePlay (talk)

It was a quiet day on the scene
Workers were gathering vespene
When all of a sudden
The Zerg came rushin'
From that point on it was GG


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A limerick by Thebrowncloud

There once was a man named Tassadar
Who traveled to a world called Char
He decided to fight
Along with the might
Of the mysterious Dark Templar

--Thebrowncloud 02:17, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

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A limerick by 173.20.251.124

Oh those funny gnomes
Always looking for a new place to call home
Those short little men
can never find a living den
Why don't they just build a dome


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A limerick by Tigerly1

Oh, Those mean Horde
Killin' our auctioneers when they're bored!
All those orcs, and taurens, and trolls
Santa should give them all coal
Or at least get them out of the Howling Fjord!


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A limerick by 74.100.26.241

My pally was fighting the horde
When suddenly out came my sword
With a click of my hand
He was dead in the sand
With WOW I will never be bored


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A limerick by Demetrismom

At my home I am kind of a nerd
My life is at times quite absurd
Then I log into WOW
And I fight a Horde cow
My life as a hero assured


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A limerick by Demetrismom

World of Warcraft's the right game for me
Complete fun for the whole family
Be it tauren or elf
I am proud of myself
When the enemy from me does flee


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A limerick by Demetrismom

I am fighting for all that is right
I kill darkness defending the Light
When I see the undead
I fill them with dread
As they know they will soon lose the fight.


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A limerick by Demetrismom

I flew in to Ol' Dragonblight
In hopes to start up a good fight
I fought with a sigh
'Til the death toll was high
Then exhausted I called it a night


24.16.106.231 06:13, 4 June 2009 (UTC) Edit

A limerick by 24.16.106.231

When all is said and done
And the Queen of Blades has had her fun
Buildings will burn and children will cry
While zerglings are running and hunting nearby
And all you can do is run


Phillius 06:26, 4 June 2009 (UTC) Edit

A limerick by Phillius

Psi blades slice
Zerg claws dice
Men can only cower and fear
And hide or protect their rear
As they are hunted like mice


SaharaDrac 08:45, 4 June 2009 (UTC) Edit

A limerick by SaharaDrac

There once was a Zergling named Luigi,
Him and his friends made me type "GG".
I don't know what they're on,
Crack in the eggs where they spawn?
There's so much blood, I now need a Squeegee.


Demetrismom 09:42, 4 June 2009 (UTC) Edit

A limerick by Demetrismom

Fighting horde was becoming the norm
As my skills were beginning to form
Though I died quite a bit
From a powerful hit
I came back to weather the storm


69.254.142.1 16:42, 4 June 2009 (UTC) Edit

A limerick by 69.254.142.1


SaharaDrac 21:54, 4 June 2009 (UTC) Edit

A limerick by SaharaDrac@gmail.com

There once was a man from Korea,
He gave all his opponents Diarrhea,
What a vicious attack,
Look at those mutalisks stack!
Fighting Jaedong is always a bad idea.


Thebrowncloud 00:35, 5 June 2009 (UTC) Edit

A limerick by Thebrowncloud

I thought I was playing TvT
And was teching as fast as can be
But this isn't StarCraft!
What am I? Daft?
Diablo just pwned me! GG!


Thebrowncloud 00:42, 5 June 2009 (UTC) Edit

A limerick by Thebrowncloud

Metzen is making stew
Samwise is eating glue
Karune is sleeping
Browder is creeping
On vacation be the Blizzard crew


Thebrowncloud 00:50, 5 June 2009 (UTC) Edit

A limerick by Thebrowncloud

We went to the party of a ghost
He offered to be a gracious host
We went to his house, but no one was there
"Where could he be? He must be here somewhere!"
"Oh no! It's a trap! We are all toast!"


Brauzeit 03:10, 5 June 2009 (UTC) Edit

A limerick by Brauzeit

There once was a Marine
He thought he would cream
Unfortunately he didn't know
That his skills didn't show
Now he is lies with his team


134.71.145.163 05:06, 5 June 2009 (UTC) Edit

A limerick by 134.71.145.163

There was a Marine drooling
over a female Ghost so stunning.
But when they finally got together
he turned as pale as white paper.
For, surprise, the woman was a Changeling!*


134.71.145.163 05:17, 5 June 2009 (UTC) Edit

A limerick by 134.71.145.163

Blizzard is the best.
Their franchises, they're above the rest.
Other companies try to surpass,
but Blizz's games kick too much ass
The competition provides no contest.


76.166.170.13 14:06, 5 June 2009 (UTC) Edit

A limerick by dankylock

First batch I waited patiently
Second batch I waited anxiously.
never pass beyond the queues,
forbearing the sadness with the booze.
But, WoWWIKI brought the sexy back instantly.


Akuma548 19:30, 5 June 2009 (UTC) Edit

A limerick by Akuma548

realm maintainence extending
on the forums i am pretending
I lash out i spite
because i have no life
a days money you better be refunding


24.176.251.104 05:55, 6 June 2009 (UTC) Edit

A limerick by 24.176.251.104

With one fell swoop he strikes
The one they call Hogger resides deep in the night
My vocal chords are tired from the constant yelps of frustration
I toss and I turn through this trial, apparently theres no relation
So I ask again and again, LFG HOGGER OMG.


by Philistineleader@gmail.com Edit

A limerick by Philistineleader@gmail.com

Warcraft 3 is a mighty fun time
And with the toll of the chime
Two good five-man teams
Make DoTA burst at the seams
Until the game stops on a dime


76.125.11.21 04:14, 7 June 2009 (UTC) Edit

A limerick by 76.125.11.21

the cow was a mooing
the barbarian was booing
An axe flew from the sky
and hit a defensless fly
then diablo took over the world


76.125.11.21 04:18, 7 June 2009 (UTC) Edit

A limerick by 76.125.11.21

the cow is mooing
the barbarian is booing
an axe fell from the sky
and killed a deadly fly
They both started wooing


Squishyfishy 12:26, 7 June 2009 (UTC) Edit

A limerick by ~squishyfishy

halls of lightning
more like delighting
it gives epic loots
an' money to boots
dalaran fear my name i am xBunnykillrx the frightning


Squishyfishy 12:33, 7 June 2009 (UTC) Edit

A limerick by ~squishy

i rolled a lock
and to my shock
theyre nerfing me
no, it cant be!
now in BGs im more worthless than a rock ><!


Squishyfishy 12:39, 7 June 2009 (UTC) Edit

A limerick by Squishyfishy

hi im a murlock,
sure i can walk,
i can fight,
and i can certainly write..
but i cant figure out how to talk!


Squishyfishy 12:50, 7 June 2009 (UTC) Edit

A limerick by Squishyfishy

Its fun to be a druid
i got my mana restoring fluid
my Dps and my macro
are already ready to go
but i have say.. stop yelling in vent you stupid kid~!


Roskvape 14:27, 7 June 2009 (UTC) Edit

A limerick by Roskvape

Need propane? Or propane accessories?
It makes grilling Zerg a breeze!
For a good barbeque, bring an ice chest.
For a great barbeque, bring the best!
Invite a Firebat to all your Zerg-smoking parties!


Roskvape 14:45, 7 June 2009 (UTC) Edit

A limerick by Roskvape

It was a bitter fight, quite the fuss,
Till your last Overlord exploded like pus.
So if you start to QQ,
Let me just rebuke you:
All your bases are belong to us!


Roskvape 15:13, 7 June 2009 (UTC) Edit

A limerick by Roskvape

You require more vespene gas. Alas!
Oh, I've heard that before, en masse!
Then I took a suggestion from a Firebat, see?
Oh, the woe! Such a fireball, such a kablooie!
Never, ever fuel your Battlecruiser with propane gas.


68.102.223.80 18:15, 7 June 2009 (UTC) Edit

A limerick by jodobaas@gmail.com

There once was a Tauren named Hex
Who shot lightning bolts out of his pecks
When he jiggled his arse
The ladies grew sparse
'Cause he danced like a Russian reject


SaharaDrac 06:12, 8 June 2009 (UTC) Edit

A limerick by SaharaDracSaharaDrac@gmail.com

There once was a Terran Marine,
Who drank 'til he turned green,
In a great drunken haze,
Did a mighty Siege Tank he raze,
Don't tell him it was no Zerg Queen!


Albel65 08:14, 8 June 2009 (UTC) Edit

A limerick by Albel65

Today was a good day at work
but now it is time for my orc
felling the baddies
slaying their laddies
as far as i know, they're forked


70.41.218.24 21:04, 8 June 2009 (UTC) Edit

A limerick by 70.41.218.24

Up on amountain side three travelers.
An elf, a dwarf and a human.
The trio is looking for something or someone.
And when they found their target, they were in a shock.
It was the Lych King!


72.188.175.249 21:46, 8 June 2009 (UTC) Edit

A limerick by 72.188.175.249

An Orc named Benhelm, If I may
Emitted a flatus one day
The shock was reported,
in Northrend and recorded
On a seismograph out in Booty Bay


Kevlar622 00:44, 9 June 2009 (UTC) Edit

A limerick by Kevlar622

kevlar622: '( . ) ( . ) lol guys how you like my boob'
ub3R_hx0r: 'omg, lol, stfu n00b...'
dudepood11: 'yo be nice, hes my teammate'
yuit34s: 'stupid noob, ill leave you to fate...'
kevlar622: 'uuuh, allied vic?'



98.127.156.234 06:29, 11 June 2009 (UTC) Edit

A limerick by Bcummins10

The dwarves were gathering for a grand winters vale.
They had many roasted boar and much dwarven ale.
Many had gathered for this joyous occasion.
Humans,night elves, and draenei all on vacation.
Gather round, hear the greatfathers tale.


98.127.156.234 06:36, 11 June 2009 (UTC) Edit

A limerick by Bcummins10

Many Alliance and Horde were preparing for war
prepared to fight and go down in lore
axes were made, and swords forged
humans full of pride, and orcs blood gorged
what for our heroes lies in store?


173.29.173.113 16:00, 12 June 2009 (UTC) Edit

A limerick by 173.29.173.113

Saurfang cleaves flesh from bone
For a challenge he often would roam
Defending the Horde
He often gets bored
So for kicks he likes to punt gnomes


70.94.222.92 12:08, 13 June 2009 (UTC) Edit

A limerick by 70.94.222.92

i am shin tir'a
goddess of thought
plz be kind and rewind
remember the cake is a lie
and roll a female for the rack


67.83.90.85 02:33, 14 June 2009 (UTC)Gary Joe O'Neal (Zealdencore) Edit

A limerick by 67.83.90.85

I was on my way to BlizzCon
I found in my path an Archon
At the start of the day
I was well on my way
But the Archon's attack was dead on


Zealdencore 02:46, 14 June 2009 (UTC)Zealdencore Edit

A limerick by ZealdencoreZealdencore

You will hear marines curse
And then banelings will burst
Forget protocol
And sargent's face fall
We start running now and they'll get him first


Brutaxilos 04:32, 14 June 2009 (UTC) Edit

A limerick by Brutaxilos

There was a CC Zerg-Infected
The SCVs believed it couldn't be corrected
The Zerg thought they'd won
But Terran was far from gone
Nuclear Launch Detected


69.254.142.1 09:34, 14 June 2009 (UTC) Edit

A limerick by 69.254.142.1SaharaDrac

There once was a Zealot named Larry,
Who found Siege Tanks to be quite scary.
When the firing begun,
He would turn tail and run,
As fast as the Leg Enhancement upgrade would carry!
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