"The Warhead Junction adjutant has seen better days. She has dutifully served as the administrator a nuclear facility in disrepair for decades and her constant service is beginning to affect her. Her AI is erratic, her personality inconsistent and possibly even dangerous. Who better to have in control of your nukes?"
Warhead Junction was a testing facility for nuclear weapons that fell into ruin. However, the site's abandonment didn't stop its glitchy adjutant from continuing to produce and hand out nuclear weapons.